Last month I posted about the search terms that led people to my blog. I probably shot myself in the foot doing that, but I think it’s funny so that’s not going to stop me from doing it again!
So, since that last post I’ve had some more strange and similar search terms leading folks to read your’s truly. Some of these really do terrify and confuse me.
my husband is into pantyhose: My husband isn’t. If he is, he’s not letting me know about it. Wait, let me ask him.
Me: Hey, you into pantyhose?
Him: *Incredulous look* Am I into them? No why?
Me: Because people are searching “my husband is into pantyhose” to get to my blog.
Ok I think that means he’s not into pantyhose. Phew you heard it here first… my husband is not into pantyhose. Glad we cleared up that mystery.
naked painting sex man woman: Ohhh we are changing it up a bit, I see. Last month the search “paintings of man sex” led folks to my blog, this month we are adding a woman into the mix! Still confusing as to why google would send someone to my blog by searching for that, as I don’t talk about naked people often…let me ask my husband if he knows.
Me: Hey do you know why people are googleing naked painting sex man woman?
Him: No idea…
Well, this one is still a mystery to us all!
husband pantyhose: Really?!
reggae, my old kentucky home: I doubt that there are many folks in my old Kentucky hometown that are into reggae, though personally I do enjoy me some Bob Marley from time to time.
girl smoking spitting: Well she needs some damn manners, doesn’t she? My granny always told me if I ever felt like I needed to spit, to go into the bathroom and shut the door so no one could see me, because proper girls aren’t supposed to spit. I’ll ask my husband what he thinks.
Me: What do you think about a girl smoking spitting?
Him: Smoking spitting?
Me: A girl, smoking spitting?
Him: A girl smoking…it’s OK. Spitting, that’s gross. Why are you asking me such weird questions.
Me: Because I am.
Him: Are you interviewing me without my knowledge again? You are! How long have you been doing this? You’re still typing. UGH!
jared padalecki instagram: Always happy to oblige.
Want one of Jensen Ackles too?
Oh sure why the heck not, I’ll throw one in of Misha Collins too.
Ahh feel better now with the pretty faces of Supernatural? Me too. Good, good.
Well, that’s pretty much it for this month’s round of weirdness. Until next time…